The Third Crusade did not Contain Kittens

Penguins will doom us all

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Permalink trollingchannel:

http://trollingchannel.tumblr.com/
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Permalink alexwhatson:

The girls I know are all lovely birds !

Aaw!
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Spaghettieisis a German ice cream specialty that looks like a plate of spaghetti. It was invented by Dario Fontanella in the late 1960s in Mannheim, Germany. In the dish, an often light or white colored ice cream is extruded through a modified Spätzle press or potato ricer, giving it the appearance of spaghetti. It is then placed over whipped cream and topped with strawberry sauce (to simulate tomato sauce) and either coconut flakes, grated almonds, or white chocolate shavings to represent the parmesan cheese.
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Floppy ! :)

except they are loud.. so loud O_O
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My Whole Body is Crying

giantbabyhasablog:

I’ve been trying to get fitter lately so that I won’t die young.

So, I’m now doing sit-ups in front of Mock the Week episodes from when George Bush was president.

My life; my choices. YOU KNOW THE DRILL.

But lord, the pain!

(I don’t know how to do comments - can you even do comments?) 

I started doing sit-ups as well, except that I suck at it so I have to stick my feet in between the mattress and the bed frame. Yep. 

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Oh wow, embarrassed by how much this is me.

This is how I will feel when you get a boyfriend, Mols. 
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Exciting times when people actually know who Machiavelli is

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    I posted a link of your Tumblr on my Facebook page. [Because it absolutely makes sense!] And I got this response:

    “The series never tried to put up a literary facade. It is a chick flick. I didn’t read the series to hone my grammar, it is not an English textbook anyway. I know my grammar, and I believe I know it well. From the point of view of literature, yes, it is a miserable failure.”

    Answer for me?

    Since all the cool kids are doing it….

    For what it’s worth, Bella does go out of her way to reference classical literature and assert her familiarity with lofty prose so it’s not unreasonable to expect more out of her as a narrator. This point is subjective, though. 

    Actual answer: 

    Twilight does too have a literary façade, and it’s called a front cover. Twilight is not an email, a blog post, a text message, or a grocery list. It may not be a textbook, but it is a book. Regardless of whether it’s Machiavelli’s The Prince or Meg Cabot’s The Princess Diaries, the storytelling should be supported by quality construction and content. The way Stephenie Meyer writes is the equivalent of an actor mumbling all her lines, that is to say that the problem is the delivery not the plot. 

    I’m not staging a protest against Twilight replacing the CMS or Strunk & Whitebecause I know it’s not a grammar guide. Criticism of the writing is not simultaneous criticism of the reader so there’s no need to defend how well So-and-so knows his/her grammar. 

    I’m not sure what point So-and-so is trying to make. Twilight is a miserable failure of literature, eh? Ohmigawd, that’s what I think too! I’m… glad… we had this talk?

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Permalink doctorwho:

The Angles Have The Phone Box.
a-blog-or-something:

digatisdi:

This seems like a rather obtuse scenario.

I like to think it’s acute drawing.